Strangely, the thing I find the strangest in that description is the part about taking over the world. What’s the point of that? If you take over the world, what happens after that? If it’s a hostile takeover of the planet, somebody is bound to speak up and come out to stop you—I should know! The last time I tried to take something over without telling anybody about it, Sonic showed up and broke all my toys!
And even if you somehow manage to keep the revolutionaries at bay by putting them out of commission, like say, stuffing them all in cages or something, then chances are the bystanders,the ones that shouldn’t really have anything to do with what you’re doing, are going to come up and help them out because they realize what you’re doing is wrong. I learned that the hard way too, when Rosy smashed her way onto the Little Planet even though I had already made sure Sonic was captured, and stopped my plans there too!
But say if, after all is said and done, you manage to get rid of every single possible opposition that could ever even remotely spring up to stop you. I don’t really know how, but my best guess would probably be to either kill everyone or turn them all into robots somehow. But then what? Do you have anyone to talk to? Is there literally nobody on the planet that you care about that you manage to be happy being completely and utterly alone? How would you even have the cognitive functions and the social smarts to even get into a position of power?
And why would you even WANT to take over the world? What kind of person decides to just make everyone listen to what they say without any sort of opposite or dissension? Who would be so hurt and destroyed that they decided that the planet would be better off if they were the ones calling the shots? And how would nobody notice this problem, and give them medical or psychological attention?
And furthermore, if you manage to take over the entire planet, and you’re able to handle your own insanity, and are the head honcho of everything ever… wouldn’t you have to spend money to keep your people happy in order to prevent a revolution? What sort of paperwork would you be doing in order to make everything match your vision of what the planet should be like? And if there’s nobody on the planet at all, then what are you even still doing here!? There’s nobody to talk to and nobody to share your burden with, nothing new will be created, so you may as well not even be there! You’re the last one on the planet! There’s nothing left to do!
And that is why taking over the world is a stupid goal and I don’t want to do something like that. I would much rather have my own theme park, thank you very much.
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