Ooh! Ooh! My mommy used to tell me these stories all the time. Ahem!

Once upon a time, the darkness learned to speak. With its new abilities, it began to learn. One day, the darkness came across the planet named Xorda, surrounded by blue stone and mercury. Using its powers, the darkness merged the stone and mercury together, and created his first child, which he named Mercury.

Mercury and the darkness banded together, and began to create a home for them to live in. Mercury used her great arms and hands to shape the stone into a planet. However…

Nothing Mercury had created pleased the darkness. Mercury would create planet after planet, but each one the darkness would destroy, to once again become the stone of the planet Xorda’s rings.

The darkness then had an idea. Once again using its powers, it created its second child, which he had named Light. Light would pool both Mercury’s ideas and the darkness’s ideas to create the perfect planet, which would be named Mobius.

After they had created their planet, the creatures that developed and lived there came to call these three Gaia, meaning earth. Light Gaia would remain within the center of the planet, content to live its life alone. Dark Gaia would travel only through the catacombs of demi-gods and guardians, people ascended to eternal life to guard over a certain object or idea. Gaia Mercury would become the heroine of Gaia, and would come to the aid of anyone who called upon her for—

BLAZE you are RUINING THE PUPPET SHOW. Awww, now you ruined the whole theatrical voice thing I had going! Thanks a lot!

janedoodles:

squigglydigg:

YOU SAID YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO DRAW YOU A THING CONSUELO

YOU ASKED FOR IT

HERE YOU GO

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT

THAT TAILS IS THE GREATEST

ANY CLOOR

((Still streaming!))

One: Nobody here recognizes the names of Peach or Bubblegum and therefor we do not know who you are. Because of that, we have no reason to trust you or what you say, especially not when you are anonymous.

Two: We have only just recently made contact with other dimensions, and we will not allow our dimension to be viewed as merely a backup plan for when other dimensions have been lost, particularly since, again, we have never heard of you before.

Three: Even if we were generous enough to allow you to stay in our dimension, where would you go? The apartment Silver and I live in only has two bedrooms, Sonic’s home is a veritable mess, the Chaotix Detective Agency has met its building capacity, Knuckles will not let anyone live on his island except him, only a fool would want to live with Eggman, and as far as I can tell the others I haven’t mentioned do not even have proper homes to stay in.

Four: Silver is still recovering from interaction with an alternate version of himself. I fear that two or more alternate versions of people we, again, do not know, will only end in another blue screen of death, or worse.

Five: WE DON’T KNOW YOU. We have no reason to trust you or help you. So please, go find somewhere else to stay.